Leotard Survival Guide

Albert Hovercraft: It might not seem like it. But leotards are all about survival of the fittest.


Mighty Horse: This is for all the single ladies, OH OH OH!


Jack Holænder: Sha-Buh!

Our Golden Time

Mighty Horse: The three dinosaurs have retired and are spending their golden years sitting in their Millenium Falcon, playing holo-chess and sipping juice.


Albert Hovercaft: In a not too distant future...


Jack: ''Do you remember the t--''

Chief: ''No.''

Albert: ''What?!''

Burning Wet Dino-Whores

Mighty Horse: My teenage fantasy


Albert Hovercraft: Every Palontogist's wet dream. but definetely my nightmare.


Jack Holænder: Guess who the whores and the pimp are . . .

Tengu Tendencies

Mighty Horse: the Yakuza sometimes hire the Tengu for their dirty work, which eventually leads to bloody confrontations. It is truly sad to see the once majestic creature stoop down to the level of a goon, killing its own kin. Truly sad....


Jack Holænder: ...

Albert Hovercraft: Back in '93 there were tengu kids all over my hometown.

Leftys Deadly Warriors

Chief Mighty Horse: From the top- Ultron, a machine more packed with firepower than you could ever imagine, even in your wetest dreams. Sonia, deadly warrior princess with the scars to prove it, nuff said! Vexxard, firebreathing, knuckle punching, gun shooting, tail clubbing, home cooking etc. Is there anything this guy can't do?


Jack Holænder: Rhimgarr is a lv. 12 Barbarian. He can shape shift into this diabolic man-creature. The blade of the sword is crystal. His finger nails, toe nails and shoulder spikes have been dipped in deadly green fish poison. He can see through most things with his red glowy gypsy vision. He can breath a 70-30 split of steaming hot fire from the deepest pits of Hell and regular (but just as deadly) lazer. And he can solve a rubix cube in under a minute using only hip movements.


Albert Hovercraft:What can I say it's got laser.

Beyond the Thrice-Nine Lands in the Thrice-Tenth Kingdom

Chief Mighty Horse: Sonia is trapped in her dream of Russia long forgotten. She was told that Perun favors the bold, but her companion Konek-Gorbunok still thinks the Babushka forest is bad juju


Jack Holænder: ''ЛЭТС ГЕТ ИТ ОН БИАЧЭСЬ!''



Albert Hovercraft: It's back to the olden days with this one.

Night of the Birdmen

Chief Mighty Horse: Don't let your daughters go out and lock your front doors, for this be the night of birdmen

Albert Hovercraft: My studies show that there are innumerable different kinds of birdmen out there. So watch out because only of them are friendly.


Jack Holænder: The Birdmen has done something very bad...